You burnt my fucking coffee you fucking barista cunt.

 

I didn’t even think someone could mess one up so bad you little runt.

 

You knew it was a take away and I wouldn’t notice until I walked away, but you’ve got another thing coming, shit like this is not ok.

 

Is this even almond milk? This isn’t even a latte. How did you even get this job? Did you just straight up lie on your resume?

 

Wait, what did you say? There’s more important things than a bad coffee mate?

 

Like, I do know that children are starving in africa, but i’m going to have to talk to your manager.

 

I’m going to get you fired, you’ll be burnt more than this thing you made. You should have really aspired, to not do a job where you make things I hate.

 

And even when you die, in coffee grounds you will cremate, just so you know what it feels like to drink this thing, this drink of sin.

 

You will burn in coffee hell, along with the guy that founded starbucks, the one that started gloria Jeans and the coffee’s that only cost a buck.

Oh? It’s not even mine? Oh shit sorry, yeah it says dave. Well, I guess i’ll see you next week then. See ya round, have a good day.